I'm Brent. I do comedy. Feast your eyes on some clips from television. Then put on something comfortable and read some blog posts. I wrote them myself.
Welcome to my blog, where eagles soar.
I'm Brent. I do comedy. Feast your eyes on some clips from television. Then put on something comfortable and read some blog posts. I wrote them myself.
Welcome to my blog, where eagles soar.
Posted at 09:23 PM | Permalink | Comments (3)
The neighborhood I live in has some trouble with hooligans. But I can sleep easy at night knowing my local neighborhood watch is on the job. I know this because they have these signs. When evildoers see the neighborhood watch sign shining like a beacon, they know they better think twice about doing evil. We are keeping an eye peeled for troublemakers that look like the character crossed out on this sign.
That's right, men in broad brimmed hats hiding your evil grins behind your pitch black cloaks, you have been WARNED. This neighborhood is not safe for you or your suspicious activity anymore. Try wearing something a little less threatening.
Or is it possible, since "The Shadow" is a good guy in the comic books, that the Neighborhood Watch is an organization of evil, like the Legion of Doom, but hiding in plain sight, like a boner at a massage parlor. Devious.
Posted at 03:40 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)
The first order of TVNMTBWSMZDPAF business is to get behind the new screenplay I'm trying to sell. It's called Twilight 3. It has all the same characters as Stephanie Meyer's series, but mine will come out first, so suck it, Stephanie. To whet your appetite I'm going to release one of my original storyboards for the film.
Twilight 3
"Bella! It's not what it looks like."
Posted at 09:30 PM | Permalink | Comments (3)
Every blog needs a first post. I've decided to hold my blog's first caption contest, in which we'll all write funny captions for randomly selected artwork. Since I have no readers, it appears that I'm the winner of the inaugural caption contest. See my winning entry below.
"Father no! We are to be married!"
Posted at 11:22 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)