I'm Brent. I do comedy. Feast your eyes on some clips from television. Then put on something comfortable and read some blog posts. I wrote them myself.
Welcome to my blog, where eagles soar.
11/02/2009
Who Knows What Evil Lurks In The Streets of Altadena
The neighborhood I live in has some trouble with hooligans. But I can sleep easy at night knowing my local neighborhood watch is on the job. I know this because they have these signs. When evildoers see the neighborhood watch sign shining like a beacon, they know they better think twice about doing evil. We are keeping an eye peeled for troublemakers that look like the character crossed out on this sign.
That's right, men in broad brimmed hats hiding your evil grins behind your pitch black cloaks, you have been WARNED. This neighborhood is not safe for you or your suspicious activity anymore. Try wearing something a little less threatening.
Or is it possible, since "The Shadow" is a good guy in the comic books, that the Neighborhood Watch is an organization of evil, like the Legion of Doom, but hiding in plain sight, like a boner at a massage parlor. Devious.
10/28/2009
Twilight Vampire New Moon True Blood Werewolf Stephanie Meyer's Zombie's Diaries Paranormal Activity Fan Club
It must seem obvious to everyone by now that there is currently only one guaranteed formula for success: Vampires = Huge Audience. My girlfriend writes novels, and I've tried to convince her to go through the manuscript for her upcoming novel The Kid Table and simply change two of the main characters to vampires; maybe even change the title of the book to The Vampire Kid Table, and then watch the money roll in. She doesn't listen. Lately it seems like the formula has expanded to include zombies (Zombieland, the "Jane Austen and Zombies" series) and ghosts (Paranormal Activity) and I would include werewolves, but I haven't seen any proof that they can carry their own movie/book series yet, without being propped up by vampires. Teen Wolf was a long time ago. Unlike my girlfriend I am 100% for getting on the "supernatural things mixed with high school kids" band wagon, and my page only has like four readers. That's why from this point on this page will also function as the Twilight Vampire New Moon True Blood Werewolf Stephanie Meyer's Zombie's Diaries Paranormal Activity Fan Club (or TVNMTBWSMZDPAFC for short). Welcome new members. Let us speak of sexy vampires and what kind of hair products they use.
The first order of TVNMTBWSMZDPAF business is to get behind the new screenplay I'm trying to sell. It's called Twilight 3. It has all the same characters as Stephanie Meyer's series, but mine will come out first, so suck it, Stephanie. To whet your appetite I'm going to release one of my original storyboards for the film.
Twilight 3
"Bella! It's not what it looks like."
10/26/2009
Post Number One
Every blog needs a first post. I've decided to hold my blog's first caption contest, in which we'll all write funny captions for randomly selected artwork. Since I have no readers, it appears that I'm the winner of the inaugural caption contest. See my winning entry below.
"Father no! We are to be married!"
